Yesterday was the day. I’m talking about the maiden voyage to the pool. Years past, I would throw on my swimsuit, dash off to the pool, not give a second thought to my suit or my skin. I wanted to splash with my friends and have fun. That was a long long time ago. Before I was old enough to compete in the swimsuit portion of the competition. Before sunscreen. Before diet battles. Before running or riding a bike that stayed in one place. The good ol days.
Today, there are two words that can breed fear in me like nothing else. Yes, I’m talking ”swimsuit” and “wrinkles”. As women, there is a certain courage we muster to fight the fluorescent lights and the not-so-there fabric dueling with the having-more -to-cover body. The battlefield is a cramped room with what I’m convinced is a circus mirror. (and I’m not talking about the one at an angle that makes you look taller. Those are down at Banana Republic). It never fails my dressing space is usually placed next to a pair of 16 year BFF’s whose young perfectly taunt bodies are thinking (out loud), ” Oh.My. Gah! Ma stomach is like sooo bloated because I like ate that fry…..two days ago.” Worse than the Battle at Waterloo is the battle to find water wear. In my quest, I’ve finally found an unlikely ally, I will share with you. Wrinkles. Yes, wrinkles.
Well, technically, it’s called “ruching”. Ruching is a repeated pleat or ruffle used to embellish attire. The word literally means “beehive”. When you think about it, the gathering of fabric (ruching) looks very much like the lines of a honey home. Fabric en masse is THE perfect weapon to transform any pooh bear shape into a sexy Queen Bee. Here are just a few of my faves…
I love this coral hue from Carmen Marc Valvo. Delicious! ( I have this suit in RED)

carmen marc valco via neiman marcus
Speaking of red, va va voom! This is not your mother’s swimdress.

norma kamali via neiman marcus
Bring a little vintage glamour to the beach with this gorgeous suit from Anthropologie

drawn to heart maillot via anthropologie
This asymmetrical suit would be perfect for a little nighttime poolside glam or in daytime pair w a huge straw hat to prevent asymmetrical tan lines

st john via neiman marcus
I adore the sunny day hues and cross directional ruching of this suit. gorgeous.

gottex via neiman marcus
For those blessed bodies who look less like pooh, can still bare your middle, and adore wrinkles… (I hate you. just kidding… kinda)

clube bosse via net a porter
Who knows, a few more hours on that bike that doesn’t move + a few more cupcakes avoided and I may just be wearing the above suit…
like this

club bossa via net-a-porter
See, ruching works for swim cover-ups, too.
Who knew wrinkles + swimwear could be so chic. It’s like the medici effect of fashion. Now, what are you waiting for? Get out of your hive, don a little ruching, and flaunt your queen bee self this weekend.
Cheers, y’all!
~ Enjoy a few Voice of the Beehive tunes from my High School poolside days ~